Life is too short to waste on PHP.
PHP is just plain bad. I’m sure there are people who like it and sing its praises; I’m just not one of them. Please don’t waste my time and yours by telling me about a PHP job.
“Look, I get it that PHP is [T]uring complete and that it can do anything. But that doesn’t mean it is a good idea. Know when to say no to an idea.” —Someone on Reddit